kumamon went to see the man who made him.
[hi kumamon, what brings you here today?]
[what does metabo mean? and why do people call me that?]
[well, it means someone is fat. and i helped create your shape, so]
[but metabo? is that bad?]
[only for humans. you’re a big soft friendly bear that spreads happiness, ok?]
[you’re right! thanks dad! wait, that hurts!]